“Awfissa, look wah dem do to mi Bimmah!”

A Jamaican opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police(American)arrived at the scene, the Jamaican was complaining bitterly about thedamage to his precious BMW. “Awfissa, look wah dem do to mi Bimmah!”, he whined. “most of you Jamaicans are so materialistic and Show-off, you make me sick!” retorted the officer. “You’re so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off!”....“Rahtid!!!,” Replied the Jamaican, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was…………. “Mi Rolex”!!!