Teacher: What's wrong..??
Johnny: my mother, father, & I sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad asks if I'm sleeping, I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye :'(
Teacher: tonight wen your dad asks,keep dead quiet, don't answer :X
Johnny: my mother, father, & I sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad asks if I'm sleeping, I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye :'(
Teacher: tonight wen your dad asks,keep dead quiet, don't answer :X
The following morning Johnny's teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face
Teacher: My goodness why the swelling..??
Johnny: well I did as you said and lied dead still. Then my dad & my mom started moving. You know, Mum was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up an making moaning noises. Then my dad asked my mum, “Are you cumin?“ Mum said, “Yes I'm cumin, are you cumin too?“ Dad answered: “Yes“
They don't usually go anywhere without me So I said, wait for me, I'm coming too :D :P :D
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Home-Sweet-Home-Food-And-Wine/148335591924633
Teacher: My goodness why the swelling..??
Johnny: well I did as you said and lied dead still. Then my dad & my mom started moving. You know, Mum was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up an making moaning noises. Then my dad asked my mum, “Are you cumin?“ Mum said, “Yes I'm cumin, are you cumin too?“ Dad answered: “Yes“
They don't usually go anywhere without me So I said, wait for me, I'm coming too :D :P :D
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Home-Sweet-Home-Food-And-Wine/148335591924633
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