NOOOO NOT I RASTA!!

Interviewer: I hear 97% of Jamaican men are involved in "licky licky" acts so to speak. Is

 that true?

Rastaman: NOOOO NOT I RASTA. Rasta nuh duh dem thing deh!!! Rasta nuh eat!

 Fiyaah!

Interviewer: I hear hear the other 3 % are homosexual

Rastaman: Bwoiiiiii....Yu know wah squeeze mi back inna di 97% deh.