A mi madda, A mi madda

A bus was involved in a accident on Half-Way Tree Road on Friday. As expected, traffic came 2 a stand-still, n a large vocal crowd gathered. A male reporter from one of our 'big' newspapers anxious 2 gt his story couldnt gt near di bus or di victim's. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Unu let mi tru! Let mi tru! A mi madda gt lick-dung." Di crowd made way 4 him. Lying in front of di bus was a donkey.