"Wa gwaan fam"

A White guy walks into his Doctor's and says "Wa gwaan fam, u gotta help me out 

blood, mans tried but I cant stop actin like im black!" The doctor puts 2 lines of white 

powder on his desk & tells the man to snort it up. He does so & immediately jumps up 

and says: "fackin 'ell Doc that gears sorted me rite out mate! What was that stuff, 

cocaine?" Doctor replies: "No,it's Daz, guaranteed to keep your 'whites' white"!! Lol